The Kid Is Not My Son

I don’t know which is worse, that Michael Jackson had a one-night stand with a woman or that the lyrics to “Billie Jean” have now suddenly come into focus for me 25 years later:

Michael Jackson’s father insisted Thursday night that a Norwegian dancer is in fact the King of Pop’s love child.

“Yes, I knew he had another son. Yes, I did,” Joe Jackson said in an interview with

The bombshell comes a week after Omer Bhatti, 25, denied widespread reports that he was Michael Jackson’s secret son.

“He looks like a Jackson,” Joe Jackson, 80, insisted. “He acts like a Jackson, he can dance like a Jackson.”