The New “5-7-5” Monetization Scheme

Let the celebrities and entrepreneurs Twitter to their heart’s content. Soon real pros will learn the genius of “Haikuter,” the new social networking tool in which you have 140 characters to compose haikus about your present state of mind. An example:

I’m finally home
I checked the mail and the phone
Now I must drink beer

Update (3/31): It’s already in our collective unconscious . . . the time is now!