The Automotive Campaign

Is it possible that the need for candidates to prostrate themselves at the altar of Detroit means that the majority of American politicians haven’t yet realized what most other Americans have known for decades, namely that American cars are crap?

Gutter John actually wins a point for owning foreign vehicles, but loses 12 points for owning 13 damn cars in the first damn place. You’d think that someone whose wife asserts that the only reasonable way to get around Arizona the use of a private plane could get by with, say, 7 personal vehicles.

But then, I suppose that each house needs to have a car located there to keep the garages from feeling that sad, cold, emptiness.