Clinton brings a wealth of foreign policy experience to the table:

Susan Rice, a foreign policy adviser to Obama, mocked Clinton for her claim of having made a corkscrew landing into Bosnia under the threat of sniper fire, when, as Rice pointed out, she made the trip with Chelsea, Sheryl Crow and Sinbad.

“In fact, it was a meet-and-greet and concert with the troops,” said Rice. “So it’s hard to understand exactly what she is referring to when she says she has unparalleled crisis management experience.”

By this accounting, Henry Rollins should be Secretary of State.