The Orrscars

Christopher Orr, the TNR movie critic, has his year-end awards out, and they’re hilarious. A sampling:

The Warfare Is Not the Slightest Bit Homoerotic Award:
300

The It’s Fun to Be Naked Award:
Lady Chatterley

The …Except When Guys Are Trying to Knife You In the Sauna Award:
Eastern Promises

Neurotic Siblings Whom I’d Nonetheless Welcome Into My Family:
Philip Seymour Hoffman and Laura Linney (The Savages)

Neurotic Siblings With Whom I’d Try to Avoid Traveling:
Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, and Jason Schwartzman (The Darjeeling Limited)

Neurotic Siblings Whom I’d Subject to Restraining Orders:
Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Jason Leigh (Margot at the Wedding)

More here.

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