The Coveted “The View” Endorsement

Michelle Obama will not cross a picket line to appear on ABC’s The View. (I know what you’re thinking — they have writers on The View?)

Meanwhile Hillary Clinton, in the process of running the best Presidential campaign ever, deftly avoided the picket line altogether and sent a note to she show’s token Republican, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, congratulating her on the birth of her new baby.

Hasselbeck is apparently considering voting for Hillary now. Genius.